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Scuse the 'not so' catchy title, but we thought we'd get straight to the point... February 14th. St Valentine's Day. The day that Cupid fires his bow. The Day of Luuuuurve. You get the picture.

But why do we celebrate St Valentine's Day? Where did it come from? Was it just a commercial idea dreamt up by entrepreneurs of yesteryear (and if so why didn't they invent a LOT more similar celebrations? Grrrr!) or does it have some more deep seated mystical relevance? Oooohhhhh (spooky mystical ghost sound).

And whilst we're on this journey of enlightenment, why do we celebrate it in the way we do? Why cards flowers and chocolates? Why only the 1 day and why this particular day? Thankfully we tasked our analytical brain box (Amanda) with these questions and she gleefully scurried off to find the answers for your delectation's...

The Origins of St Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day - How it all Began

The origins of Valentine’s Day are thought to date back to the time of the Roman Empire around 300AD and the martyrdom of a Roman Priest called Valentine with festivals linked to fertility taking place in mid February (what is it about those Romans? Everything was about killing and sex!)

These festivals are far removed from the current notion of Valentine’s day, as they included the sacrifice of goats and involved boys wearing the resulting hide slapping women in the face!  In a precursor to Blind Date, another ritual was the placing of girls names in an urn, boys then drew a name and the matched couple spent the year together to see if they fell in love. They could have saved themselves 364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes by simply using our Love Compatibility Test on the Little Love Bot (blatant plug number 1 for our new website!).

Seems that 300AD was a popular year for all things 'naughty' as it is also thought to be the year when the Kama Sutra was written! Bazinger!

Why do we send Valentine's Day Cards?

Valentine's Day Cards

The first recorded Valentine’s card dates back to the 1400s, with the first manufactured cards appearing in the 1800s. But why send cards in the first place? Well, in 'Ye Olde Times' people used to sing to their Valentine in an demonstration of their love. Then, in the 1400s some bright spark had the notion of jotting down these verses and adding drawings and embroidery and before you knew it the Valentines Day card was born!

Seems us humans are a soppy lot! Last year over 1 billion Valentine’s Day cards were sent in the world, which marks a whopping 14.2% of the population. The average card costs £3 which means that as a species we spend a gargantuan £3billion’s on cards!

Why do this? In its place we could buy 18 Octopus yachts like the one owned by Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen? FYI the Octopus comes complete with 2 helicopters, a swimming pool and a 10 man submarine and you’d still have a bit left over for the £20m a year maintenance costs.

Sadly 1 billion cards equates to 500 tonnes of card, which would use 12,000 trees - enough to cover the UK  4 times over. Instead spending billions on cards this Valentines Day we recommend everyone saves their money whilst still conveying a romantic message. How? Simply leave a message of love on the Little Love Bot (blatant plug for our awesome new website number 2!). The money saved could buy Buckingham Palace 3 times or rebuild the White House a whopping 31 times. In your face American buildings of importance. Ours are soooooo much better!

Flowers and Chocolate - the way to a womans heart

Valentine's Day Prezzies

By far the most popular Valentines gift is flowers with 2.3 million bunches being sold in the UK last Valentines, enough to fill 77 football pitches and equating to £34.5m.  For £34.5m you could have bought Ireland on Dubai’s famous World development and still had a bit left over for a Bugatti Veyron.

The red rose is a flower synonymous with love, which is probably why it is the most purchased flower at Valentines and the most expensive.  Part of the expense is down to the time taken to produce the perfect single stem, which is 50-70 days, by which time you could have rowed the Atlantic or completed the Tour de France 3 times!

What do you do if you’re not expecting to receive any flowers this Valentines?  Well you could do what 15% of American women did last year and send them to yourself. Britain 2, America 0!

After flowers, chocolates are the next most popular Valentines gift with £29m being spent on them last Valentines, which is roughly 5.8m boxes.   If all these boxes were stacked side by side they would reach from London to Moscow.

Struggling to find the perfect gift? (I think you know where this is going...) Then why not check out the 'Gifts of Love Generator' on our awesome new website the Little Love Bot (blatant plug number 3 yada yada yada!).

How much should you spend on the other half?

When it comes to how much to spend on a valentines gift men are the most generous with 33% spending more than £20 on a gift compared to women who tend to spend less than £20 #gomen!

But what about going that extra yard (or 0.9144 metres for those who prefer metric)...

If you’re looking to splash out this Valentines, how about snapping up Castle Carbonana in Italy?  This castle, which dates back to 400BC comes with its own helipad (added much later) and makes a perfect get away if you have a spare £10m lying around.  It would take the average person in the UK 365 years to earn enough to buy it but based on current salaries and bonuses RBS banking chief John Hourican could buy it from 2 years work and still have £1.8m in loose change. In fact if all the RBS chiefs pooled their bonuses for the year they could buy it 50 times over!!!

If a castle is a little bit out of your price range how about your own private island in Brazil? A snip at only £1.6m.  You could have the money in 59 years, or alternatively you could ask David Beckham to give you 24 days pay or Wayne Rooney a gargantuan 49 days earnings.

Other gifts of exuberance... How about the World’s largest cut emerald the size of a watermelon valued at $1.15 million (obviously not THAT popular as it recently failed to sell at auction), a diamond encrusted bra by Victoria Secrets for $10,000,000, a night in the imperial suite at President Wilson Hotel in Geneva for  £20,800,  or a cute little pedigree German Shepard puppy for between £2,000-£15,000! Woof!

What do Celebrities buy one another?

Hey Big Spender! - Celebrity Valentine's Gifts

When it comes to expensive Valentines gestures then take a look at how the celebs do it.  Before they were married Katy Perry bought Russell Brand a Lilac Bentley Brookland for around $341,000 and when Courtney Cox was married to David Arguette she gave him a carousel horse costing around $630,000 and George Clooney treated his then girlfriend to a romantic $40,000 hotel suite.

But does money buy you love and happiness?  Based on these examples, no.  Brand and Perry split this year, Cox and Arguette split in 2010 and Clooney and Larson went their separate ways in 2008.  Maybe best to stick to flowers and chocolate!

So there you have it... Next time you leave it till the last minute to buy your nearest and dearest a Valentines Day card from the local garage with a bunch of manky old flowers remember that you're potentially disrespecting 100's years of tradition. Not to mention the Little Love Bot.

Sources: BBC, CBNC, The Telegraph, Professional Florists UK, Office of National Statistics, British Musuem, www.history.com, In style, www.celebs.com. Forbes, www.conservatree.org, Daily Mail

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X Factor Sweep Stake Kit!

Posted by Bertie onSunday Jan 1, 2012 Under General Ramblings

We love the X Factor here at Prezzybox.com.Fact!

As the winter draws in (wasn't it summer like 3 days ago??) then there's not a lot better on a Saturday night, than popping open a bottle of vino, snuggling up on the sofa with your slanket and Giant slipper and popping on the Factor. Splendid!!

The only thing that enhances this already 'delightful' experience is the possibility that you're going to win a pretty packet on the eventual winner and thus a super-dooper X factor Sweep Stake is required. But where to find one? (Oh the suspense!!!)...

Evidently our designer was a little bored on Friday morning ... erm... The marketing team, rather than driving copious amounts of sales to the website felt that an X Factor Sweepstake kit was required and before you could say 'wibble' Laura in Design had knocked up this impressive sweepstake kit.

....Ta daaaaa!

X Factor Sweepstake

For those of your who are not 'au fait' with the ways of the Sweepstakes they are as easy as pie! All you need do is:

  1. Print out the attached PDF.
  2. Cut up the squares with peoples names on.
  3. Fold them up.
  4. Put them in a cup or some similar storage device (hat, bowl or any other recepticle is fine).
  5. Allow interested parties  - be it family members, colleagues, friends - whoever. You decide! (Ed - wrong programme - that's Big Bro!) to pick their name from the recepticle.
  6. Make sure you collect the pre-determined monetary denomination from each entrant. Don't do IOU's. It gets messy!
  7. Jot down the entrants name next to the contestants name that correlate with their selection from the afore mentioned recepticle.
  8. Each week - when one of the contestants is 'booted off' the show then cross that person off the list.
  9. On the final week you'll be left with 2 or 3 finalists and the suspense will be...well...unbearable!
  10. When the winner is announced hand over the dosh to the person who picked out the winners name (point 5).
  11. Simples!

So there you have it guys. My money is on Janet or the Two Essex girls. Unfortunately I picked out Kitty from the PB.HQ Sweepstake, so I'm guessing that was a waste of £1.

Oh well, there's always the Strictly sweepstake...

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High Street Vs Online

Are you planning to do your Christmas shopping online this year?

If not then you bloomin well should be!!! Obviously we've got a vested interest in encouraging people to get out their lap tops as opposed to donning their overcoats but we need more than just ghusto. We need good hard evidence. So, we tasked super statto - Amanda - to look into the effects on your ticker, your wallet and the World in general of high street shopping and she came back with some pretty alarming stats which you can see below...

Health Impact

High Street Shopping and Your Health

When it comes to the stress caused by high street Christmas shopping, it can have a very real impact on your health. Here's some alarming stats:

  • 50% of shoppers experience an increase in blood pressure that can be classed as dangerous. According to NHS Direct blood pressure levels of 140/90mmHg are classed as high so beware!
  • 10%  of shoppers increase in heart rate.
  • 47% of shoppers suffer from headaches.
  • More likely to come into contact with cold and flu germs

It gets worse!

According to NHS Direct numerous injuries incurred during Christmas shopping include cuts from packaging, strains and sprains from carrying heavy bags and bruises from other shoppers, whilst a women had her arm broken at a Toys R Us store in the US after being trampled by other shoppers during post Thanks Giving sales (www.angelfire.com).

So, has anyone actually died Christmas Shopping?

Unfortunately YES!

A 75 year old women died in Oxford in 2008 after being knocked to the ground while Christmas shopping (Daily Mail), whilst in the US in 2008 several people were trampled to death by eager shoppers in shopping malls (ABC news).

The Weather

If the potential of getting seriously injured is not bad enough there's the cold weather to contend with as well...

Last Christmas snowfall increased in 2010 by 45% on 2009 at an average snowfall of 8.4cm throughout the entire country (NOAA)! 76cm of snow fell in the Peak District on 1st Dec 2010 and snow fell on 12 days between 1st Dec and Christmas Day.

whilst the average maximum temperature was a paltry 4.5 degrees centigrade and minimum of -1.2oC (Met Office). In fact, 2010 was the coldest December for 120years! The maximum temperature in Dec was 12C, whilst the lowest was -21.3C, with a shocking average temperature of -0.6C. The temperature fell below -18C on 10 nights. Brrrr!

Strangely enough 7 out of 10 people say online Christmas shopping is more relaxing than the high street. Go figure!

Stress

The Stress of High Street Christmas Shopping

So, what is it about Christmas shopping that people find stressful?

In short this is pretty obvious (but we've made a nice graphic for it anyway!). Things that people find stressful are:

    1. Crowds
    2. Queues
    3. Not knowing what to buy
    4. The cost
    5. Not finding what you want. Grrrrr.

With all this "stressfulness" people become agitated and then bad things tend to happen!

A Walmart worker died during Black Friday in 2008 whilst 2 men were shot at ToysRus in California during the same 'festive' season (CNN News). Thankfully there were no deaths in 2009 but there were a number of stabbings whilst at a Memphis store shoppers threatened queue jumpers with tazers and pepper spray (consumerist.com). Last year 7 people died, one of whom was a man stabbed by a fellow shopper to prevent him buying the last Xbox 360, whilst another was a women bludgeoned to death for a doll (www.uncoeror.com).

Don't believe us? Check out some of the links on Youtube here and here which aptly demonstrate the madness!!!

Whatever happened to 'Goodwill to all men'?

Wealth Impact

Wealth Impact

If you compare the cost of doing your Christmas shopping on the High Street compared to Online, it would look something like this:

The High Street

Petrol - The average cost of fuel is 133.8ppl Unleaded(AA). The average journey in to a town is 12 miles – so this is going to cost £2.09 each way in petrol. Cost = £4.18.

Parking in city centre for 6 hours  = £7.50

Refreshments e.g. coffee = £2.80

Lunch - sandwich, crisps and drink = £3.30-£6.05

Total = £17.78 - £19.53

Online

Delivery Charge = £4.00 average

Refreshments e.g. coffee = £0.23

Lunch - sandwich,  crisps and drink = £1.80-£2.00

Total = £6.03-£6.23

Plus products are on average 15-20% cheaper online and sometimes even 50% cheaper and it's easier to compare prices.

But what does this mean in real terms?

Savings would be £13.30 per person, which are gargantuan £812 million based on the adult population of the UK which could buy 17,500 units to house the homeless or could pay the salary of 37,600 newly qualified teachers for a year, or if the mood take you 10 Cristiano Ronaldo's!

Environmental Impact

Environmental Impact

Every year we throw away 100,00 tonnes of carrier bags. This is the equivalent weight of 14,285 male adult elephants (each weigh a splendid 7 tonnes) or 500 Boeing 747s (which come in at a huge 200 tonnes each).

There is an 18% increase in carrier bag usage at Christmas compared to the rest of the year.

Traffic pollution increases in the run up to Christmas due to increase use of cars and increased journey times due to congestion. The average emissions per 12 mile journey is a huge 0.01 tonnes of CO2 based on average petrol car! (www.carbonfootprint.com)

Time Factor

You'll also save time shopping online.

The average time online shopping in total is 6 hours (ISACA), whilst shopping on the high street on average time is 3 times this at 18 hours over several trips. The average length of 1 shopping trip according to a recent John Lewis Christmas Survey is 3 hours. Online shopping therefore equates to 840hrs time saving per shopper per lifetime which they could spend flying to New York and back 60 times, Cycling from Land’s End to John o’Groats and back with a few days spare. Alternatively you could read War and Peace (twice), or watch all the James Bond, Harry Potter, Lord of Rings and Star Wars films 9 times each!!!

Conclusion

So there you have it folks. Conclusive proof that it is detrimental to your health, wealth and the environment if you shop on the High Street this Christmas. We suggest you stop it pronto!

Disclaimer: Prezzybox disclaims any inaccuracies in the content contained in this blog post/release. Our analyst spent days and days toiling over the content and to the best of our knowledge it is all correct. If it’s not then you have our humbug apologies!

Sources used include www.BBC.com, www.NHSdirect.com, Daily Mail, ABC News, CNN US, www.carbonfootprint.com, ISACA, Met Office, www.boeing.co.uk, The AA, UK Crime Stats, www.consumerist.com, www.angelfire.com, www.prnewswire.co.uk.

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OK. So, last Christmas, Prezzybox embarked on the production and launch of our first ever TV advert.

It  evoked emotions from total excitement through to one which had us totally papping it.

At this point I have to point out .... We had ZERO experience in making a TV advert. None. nada. zip...

This apparent lack of knowledge was exacerbated by the fact that there is no independent body which gave noobies like us a guide to producing & launching an advert. Was this a conspiracy by TV companies to keep 'telly ad's' the play thing of a select few marketeers?

If this was the case then fear not people as we have therefore taken it upon ourselves to produce a super-dooper guide to making your  TV advert.

Why do a TV advert?

Having traded for 10 years online (read about Prezzybox through the ages here) we've pretty much exhausted all of the online avenues of promotion. From SEO, PPC, Affiliates and Partnership promotions - we've done the lot! We therefore wanted to chance our arm at something a little different, totally out of our comfort zone. "Let's do a TV advert" shouted one over-enthusiastic member of the team and before we had time to say "diddle" we'd embarked on the journey of getting our name out there in lights on the big screen.

If you're in the same boat and are looking to make an advert following these 5 simple steps will REALLY help!

Step One - The Budget (Can We Afford it???)

Pretty obvious question but it soon became apparent that we had no idea how much it was going to cost us. Good start! However we quickly found an organisation called Thinkbox who are the marketing body for commercial TV who became a great contact. In short, it was evident that you could spend anywhere from thousands to millions of pounds. Expenditure is split into 2:

  • The production of the advert

Having worked with Company Grrrr! initially (see bottom of the page) we had a ball park figure for the production of an advert and having spoke to others were confident that we could produce an advert for around the £10K mark. This was cheaper than we expected. Smashing!

  • The booking of the media space

Media space is not sold in adverts, it is sold in TVR's (Television Viewing Ratings). So - it's not as simple as saying "we want to have 200 adverts on Channel X".

TVR's measure the popularity of a programme or advert by comparing the number of target audience viewers who watched against the total available as a whole. One TVR is equivalent to 1% of a target audience. If an ad in Coronation Street gets a Housewives TVR of 20, that means that 20% of all Housewives viewed the ad. We calculated that we could afford 13 TVR's which would mean that over the 16 day period approximately 13 million people would see the advert for £20K.

The more popular the programme the more TVR's it has and vice versa. So - if you want your advert to appear lots of times you need to choose programmes/channels which are less popular.

Another point to consider is whether or not you can get contributions from suppliers. In return for you featuring their product they may be prepared to contribute financially or give stock for free.

Total Cost - Approximately £30K

With supplier contribution/a decent ROI we could afford it - just! On to step two...

Step Two - Producing the Advert


The production of the advert is determining everything from the concept, through to the script, the visuals and the key message you are trying to get across. As the advert was focussed on Christmas and alongside the fact that we sell gifts for everyone we wanted to ensure that this message was put across. Simples!

My first piece of advice when making an advert is to allow yourselves plenty of time. After the near disaster of working with company Grrrr!, we had less than a month to plan, execute and deliver the advert. Not good.

Luckily we found ourselves an awesome production company called PMA Digital, who held our hand through the whole process.  A company like PMA Digital are worth their weight in gold.

As we only had around 3 weeks to get the advert produced and over to the TV stations, PMA recommended that we made it completely CGI with no actors and made it completely product focussed. We agreed and thus it was go go go!

The Making of the Advert

PMA very quickly put together a story board which we loved. The concept was fairly simple - to show products being wrapped, and then transported by a crane to sit under a Christmas tree with loads of other Christmas gifts accompanied by the dulcet tones of a sexy voice over artist. We wanted to look classy al 'a John Lewis/Marks & Spencer as opposed to some cheap brand.

Here's one of the early perspectives (showing a product coming out the ground ready to be wrapped) which really whetted our appetite!

Whilst that was going on, we'd negotiated contributions from 10 lovely suppliers to help pay for the advert. BOOM! In return we agreed to feature their products on the advert which would go out to over 13 million people.

The advert was going to focus on the gifts that we sold, getting across the fact that we had a wide range of products. Something for everybody.

Our involvement in the production of the advert was minimal.  All we needed to do is send PMA the products for them to photograph and then give the thumbs up to various aspects of the ad - be it the voice over artist, the music and the script.

For example here's a version of the logo which PMA had made to look all snazzy and 3D. We really felt things were happening!

From here, PMA went about putting more "meat on the bones" and actually mocking up the ad in stills so we could see what it looked like visually. Here's a number of examples:

and...

and...

Woweee!!!

Advert Draft 1

Finally we had the advert first draft. Meggggaaaaa exciting - all we needed now was the voice over.

 

Selecting the Voice Over Artist

This once more was done in conjunction with PMA (there's a common thread here!). Finally we whittled it down to 2... Did we go for the sexy girl voice or the masculine fella.... Here's the 2 artists we had to choose between. You can click on each to have a listen (but please be aware they are nowhere near as devilishly handsome in real life).

We had to opt for the sexy chic didn't we???

Music

We'd opted not to have a jingle (maybe a bit too tacky) so the music was important. We'd whittled it down to a shortlist which you can hear clicking on the image below. Pretty snazzy eh!

Finally we had an advert

After what was literally no more than 3 weeks we had a Christmas advert. Wow! We'd grown from a company selling gifts from a bedroom in a house to a company that had a TV advert. A proud moment. We think you'll agree the advert is an absolute belter!!!!

 

 

Step Three - Media Planning

The 3rd step to consider is the Media Planning. Where and when you want to air the advert.

You obviously need to consider the demographic you are hoping reach as well as time you want the advert to go out. Adverts in the middle of the night are dirt cheap, but I'm guessing not that many people of your chosen demographic will see it. ITV 1 will have a lot more viewers than the Biography channel, but this will eat in to your TVR's.

Other useful points to consider are the fact that channels with a +1 actually count as showing another advert (it's one out of your allocation) and you may also want to avoid programmes which don't sit well with your brand - generally those about death!

We found another awesome company to work with called Village Green. Village Green handled all of our media buying and dealt with everything from which channels would work best for us, which times/programmes to avoid and generally where to air the advert.

Step Four - Legalities

Obviously there's a whole raft of legalities which need to be adhered to. Clearcast are the organisation who approve the advert and you need to liaise closely with them. They provide a 'Six Step guide to getting your ad on the air' which is really good to read and gives a good guide to all of the points you need to adhere to. Your script needs to be accurate (we had to say "sponsor" a meerkat as opposed to "adopting one" as technically one doesn't come to live with you, for example) and there are certain rules which need to be followed, such as putting the price on products over £30 and getting the brand owners permission to display licenced products.

Step Five - Analysis

Being a cyber-geek this (and having to answer to the rest of the Directors) this was the most important aspect of the advert - namely DID IT PAY?

Being an online retailer we can track EVERYTHING we do online. We can see where a visitor comes to the site from, how they navigate through the site, which pages they visit and how much they spend. We can therefore attribute sales to certain marketing channels and determine how succesfully they are performing and what the ROI is for each channel. This is perfect as it allows us to focus on the marketing areas which are proving to be most profitable.

This however is not the case with offline marketing. As it was our biggest ever marketing promotion we therefore needed to devise a plan of action which would enable us to analyse the ROI from the advert. We did this in 3 ways:

  • Real Time Analytics

As we knew to the minute the time that each advert was aired, we could analyse real time tracking to see what impact the advert had on visitor figures. We used a software called Chartbeat which enabled us to watch people visiting the website.

Findings

Very often the visitor levels would rise between 33% and 50% as the advert was being aired. This increased customer level would then last for a period of approximately 30 minutes.

  • Site-wide Sales uplift immediately after each advert

We knew the exact time each advert was aired. So, we devised a plan to examine sales 30 minutes before each advert, 30 minutes after each advert and then the 30 minutes after this (our analyst LOVED us for this!). From this information we could determine the uplift for 30 minutes after each ad was aired and plot it against the previous/subsequent 30 minutes. From this we compiled an average uplift, which we could pretty confidently attribute to the airing of the advert.

Findings

  • Sales of the specific products on the advert

We couldn't differentiate sales of the products driven by the advert against those not generated by the advert. However, not to be defeated we monitored the sales of specific products on the ad, to see which ones proved the most popular. This would help to determine which products we used for future adverts.

Findings

It's apparent from the chart that the newer and more unique products proved to be the more popular with 3 of them accounting for 71% of product sales attributed to the advert.

This is confirmed when you look at the graph below detailing the top 20 sales on the site. 3 of the products featured in the advert appeared in our top 20 (highlighted in red) which is really pleasing. Please note we've removed the product titles/figures to stop our naughty competitors finding out what sells best ;-)

Conclusion

So, there you have it folks, our super-dooper guide to producing your first TV advert. If you're looking to produce your first TV advert and don't know where to start, then you really should have a look at our starter guide. It will help a lot.

Would we do it again? Well, that really is the $64m question... Answers on a postcard.

Toodle pip.

 

Zak.

* How it nearly went oh so wrong...

We started on this advertising merry-go-round as we'd been approached by a company who I'll refer to 'Company Grrrr!' about helping us produce and promote the advert. Their concept was simple. Because they have a 'relationship' with lots of Sky TV channels they would "make us an advert for  £14,000 and give us 50 free adverts tabutt. A match made in heaven we thought. Not so!

Company Grrrr! on the outset seemed like the perfect partners. They were going to make us a TV advert for the price of a small hatchback car and give us 50 adverts for free. They seemed unconcerned that there was little over a month till the advert was due to air (the start of December) as they "had done things on a quick turnaround many a time before".

Having signed the contract and booking more media space through another company we went to visit Company Grrrr! on the 4th November (advert was going live on 4th December so it was cutting it fine) full of excitement at the prospect of seeing concepts/story boards etc.

Alarm bells started ringing when we got to their offices and they were totally ill prepared. Not only did they keep calling us 'PRESENTbox', but their only concept was to have somebody infront of a green screen using our gadgets. Storyboards and other ideas were none existent!

After a 5 hour meeting we left feeling totally shaken and annoyed withourselves that we'd signed a contract with a company who quite clearly had no idea what they were doing. We had also booked some media space with another company so we had no option to call it off. Eeeeeek!

Adamant that we were not going to work with Company Grrrr! we either had to find somebody else to produce the advert or write off the deposit we had paid for the media space - not chuffin likely! Luckily we met PMA Digital and the rest is history...

 

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Being the type of company who like to interact with our customers (OK, our analyst/bloggers are a wee bit nosey!!) we thought we'd do a little experiment based on peoples spending habits to see if there is any correlation between the amount of money they spend on gifts for the ones they love and the duration they stay with their nearest and dearest. 

Valentine’s Day presented itself as the perfect opportunity to run such a survey as surely as a nation, this is when we are at our most generous and offer our protestations of love to our nearest and dearest in the form of a goody of one type or another.

On this premise, We somewhat ingeniously entitled this the:

"Does how much you spend on your other half determine how long you'll be with them? Survey".

Catchy.

From the outset we have to say the survey has revealed some interesting and slightly alarming results!

Out of the 168 respondents, the data shows that people who spend the lowest amount on gifts for each other stay together longer. Eeeek!

I know that this is sure to strike a note of terror into every chocolate loving; handbag toting; jewellery wearing; designer-label clad woman the World across, but the facts speak for themselves! In a nutshell, people who spend less stay together longer. (Men all over the country are rubbing their hands together with glee!)

Don't believe us? Here's  a couple of the obligatory, all important (although slightly dull looking) pie charts:

The survey showed that in the group of people spending £10 or less on their Valentine, a whopping 67% of them have been together for more than 11yrs! In the group spending £30 or less, only a third of them have been together for more than 11 yrs; and for those of us who weighed in for a prezzy between £30 and £50 on their Valentines, only a paltry 20% have been together for more than 11 years.

More alarmingly - especially for those who like the finer things in life - of  those who spent £50 or more for their "gift of luuurrrve" only a measly 15% of them have been together with their loved one for more than 11yrs and a whopping 31% of them will be moving on to pastures new relationship wise in less than 3 years. Gulp!

By now I'm sure that every red blooded woman will be sitting down in a cold sweat and men everywhere will be cheering! Unless of course they want to split up with their 'other half' as it could end up costing em!

Sylvia Edwards - content Editor for Prezzybox.com commented "Although the results were slightly surprising, the news isn’t all bad though as the survey also shows that generally speaking, men tend to spend more than women on gifts for their loved ones". Ah but, hang on a minute, from the survey’s point of view, that means the relationship will not necessarily last! Drat! Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place!

I guess the way to look at this is in a positive way and ask whether the duration of the relationship is more important than expensive gifts. A friend of mine used to test the strength of her feelings for a man by asking herself whether she would rather spend an hour with said beau or an hour perusing the racks in Marks and Spencer, and the one time M & S lost, she married the man! She was more interested in spending the rest of her life with this man than in wondering how much he would spend on presents for her on St. Valentines Day and they are still together now. Who said romance was dead?

Most women would I think agree that a single rose says so much more than a whole bunch of roses and even a cheap bouquet of flowers bought hastily from a service station for no reason at all can mean the world if it says “I love you”.

I think most men would simply utter one word. "Hallelujah".

Maybe we should all take heart from the immortal words of two of our best loved, intelligent and enduring songwriters, namely, Lennon and McCartney when they sang….

“I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love”. It seems they got it right.

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Bedroom Endurance from REAL men [Infographic]

Posted by Bertie onMonday Feb 14, 2011 Under Infographics

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Ahhhaaaa - the Day of love is upon is. Happy Valentines Day one and all.

As is becoming tradition here on Prezzyblog, we've knocked up a cheeky little Infographic to celebrate the big day. However, we're concerned that this one is slightly risque! Please read at your own risk!

Our researchers/designer were tasked with designing a blog post which celebrated "spreading the love". Unfortunately they took this a little too literally and came up with the concept of "Sex Heroes - Bedroom endurance from REAL men". Ahem!

The faint hearted amongst you may prefer to stop reading now.

Being of the "potty minded" persuasion, instead of focusing on such facts as "how many men would be buying their loved ones flowers and choccies to celebrate the Day of St Valentine", or "what is the most popular meal doting wives would be cooking for their fellas" they instead focused on finding all manner of Bedroom Antics - and record breaking ones at that.

Hoots of laughter (and to be honest whoops of amazement) were heard coming from their office as they researched the 'discipline' and discovered such answers as "who has slept with the most partners in one day?" and "who (or in fact what) has the largest... male appendage?".

Record breaking men were also recognised such as the Indian father who sired his 21st child aged 90 and the Moroccan leader who was daddy to 1042 kiddywinks with his 500 wives. We salute you gentlemen!

Some of the records are a little bit too close to the knuckle to write about, although we hope we've demonstrated them pictorially in the infographic. Simply click on it to get a closer look!!

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Sex Heroes: Champions of the Bedroom Top Trumps

As Valentine’s Day is fast approaching we thought we'd do an Infographic to celebrate the Day of Love. Sweet!

We haven't however cobbled together your standard "The top 10 gifts for your missus are..." type of infographic, or "The corniest chat up lines of all time" blah blah blah.

Nosiree...

 We've taken the Valentine’s Day occasion and tilted it on its head a wee bit with our Sex Heroes Top Trumps "Champions of the Bedroom". Ingenious? Yep - we think so!

 Who are the World’s Greatest Lovers? Since they were 16 and legal, how many women have they had to sleep with to live up to their infamous reputation? What is their porn moustache rating? Do they have a sex tape?

All such answers are displayed in a series of Casanova-esq Top Trumps.

Now, collating this information was evidently a lot of fun but was also a lot of hard work. It was also extremely eye opening and the words "blimey", "jammy git" and "how mannnyyyyy!!!" were common utterances coming from my office during my the 'findings'.

I also had to clear my history/temporary files on a regular basis, as for part of the "research" (ahem!) I had to do extensive searches for terms such as "Celebrity Sex Tape" and the like. It was hard!

So who is the numero uno? The modern day Don Juan?

Well, coming in at number one is porn star John Holmes who allegedly bedded a remarkable 14,000 ladies, which was a gargantuan 9.62 chicks a week from the age of 16. He did however have the advantage of it being his full time profession.

Close second is Wilt Chamberlain who outstripped Holmes by a healthy 6000 but did so over a much longer time span.

And in the bronze medal position is the canny old suave-ster himself Warren Beatty who amassed just shy of 13,000 partners before he retired into marriage.

Between them the 10 have slept with an astonishing 61,196 lucky ladies averaging a not too shabby 6,119 per swordsman.

* All information is taken from the Internet and to the best of our knowledge is correct. However, we have to say that all of this info is "alleged" and the only people who can prove this one way or another is the 'swordsmen' themselves. Please don't sue us!

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Crazy Christmas 2010 [Infographic]

Posted by Bertie onFriday Jan 21, 2011 Under Infographics

Crazy Crimbo 2010 [INFOGRAPHIC]

Ho Ho Ho, Christmas – a time for all things festive, giving and receiving and all things jolly!

Now, after what seems like a lifetime away (was it really only 26 days ago) our marketing bods and analytics geeks have dug out some pretty cool ‘Yule’ stats and pieced them together in this natty Infographic. Enjoy…

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Spend Spend Spend

Us Brits are a generous bunch spending enough to purchase over 6 Space Shuttles which come in at a whopping $1.7B each! Men are more generous, spending £24.57 per gift whilst women spread the love a lot further spending on average £212.99 for 9.5 gifts, compared to a poultry male average of £171.99. Humbug!

Talking of poultry, we consumed a ginormous 10 million turkeys last Christmas and polish off a not so insignificant 200,000 tonnes of choccy! Burp! It would appear that this veritable festive treat wasn’t consumed on the busiest Christmas shopping day of the year (6th December) as £831,000 was spent per minute online during that particular lunchtime.

Waste!

Aside the estimated 1 billion Christmas cards we throw away each year, it is estimated that over 51 square miles of wrapping paper ends up in bins which is enough to wrap the Empire State Building a whopping 523 times or, should it take your fancy almost 6 million elephants. Pass the sellotape.

Top Tech for 2010

Unsurprisingly the top selling goody for 2010 was the Ipad which sold a splendid 14 million Worldwide.  Not bad you think. However, had this princely sum been spent on 1997’s top selling toy, the Tamagotchi, it would have landed you just shy of 518 million of the little blighters. Cowabunga!

Other biggies for 2010 were Amazons Kindle selling 8 million units (or as I prefer to say 118 million Rubik’s Cubes) the Windows 7 Phone (15 million Care Bears) and the Apple TV (6.5 million Apple Trees). Blimey!

Not surprisingly, manufacturers of the Kindle, Amazon were the biggest winners online this Christmas netting over 7% of total online sales. Curry’s, Debenhams and Play were also ‘up there’ sharing 5% of the e-commerce market between them.

Snow Joke

The pesky snowfall increased in December 2010 by a monumental 45%. Don’t get me wrong we love a bit of the white stuff here at Prezzybox, but the week before Christmas…. erm… preferably not please big man in the sky.

The chaps at Royal Mail and the couriers did their hardest, but unfortunately over a quarter of all online sales were delivered late because of the snow. Grrrrr!

Disclaimer: Prezzybox disclaims any inaccuracies in the content contained in this blog post/release. Our analyst (me!) spent days and days toiling over the content and to the best of my knowledge it is all correct. If it’s not then you have my humbug apologies!

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